piece o' shit

okeh berhubung salah satu metode dapetin nilai TIK adalah dengan ngepost 50 entri di bulan Januari ini maka gua putuskan rengkarnasi dari masa kevakuman gua bergumul dengan blogger. Great, I've been planning to post some shit that you guys might not need to give a single shit about. Sorry for the expression. I got so stressed out to rush for the deadline of posting 50 entries within less than 2 days, How come?!!

how I felt going to work after shaving

hey Doc, I got something wrong with my eyes

Uncle Kracker — Smile

You're better then the best
I'm lucky just to linger in your light
Cooler then the flip side of my pillow, that's right
Completely unaware
Nothing can compare to where you send me,
Lets me know that it's ok, yeah it's ok
And the moments where my good times start to fade

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like a bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Even when you're gone
Somehow you come along
Just like a flower poking through sidewalk crack and just like that
You steal away the rain and just like that
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsty.com/uncle-kracker-smile-lyrics.html ]
You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like a bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile

Don't know how I lived without you
Cuz everytime that I get around you
I see the best of me inside your eyes
You make me smile
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild

You make me smile like the sun
Fall out of bed, sing like a bird
Dizzy in my head, spin like a record
Crazy on a Sunday night
You make me dance like a fool
Forget how to breathe
Shine like gold, buzz like a bee
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
Ohh, you make me smile 

Slang Words And Expression

Slang words are words that are understood by a certain group of people. The reason for being in a group could be cultural, religious, linguistic, or country of origin. Slang words are outside the language that is used by most people.

The creation of slang words and expressions is one of the ways that language changes over time. A group will use a certain word and after time, it may become widely used.  Then it can become a part of most people’s vocabulary.

Slang words can be abbreviations, taking a word and expanding its meaning, a word with a different meaning, or a totally new word. Some things that slang words are not is: dialect, colloquialism, advertising slogans, jargon, graffiti, catch phrases, or a special language that a secret society makes up and uses.

ghetto dictionary part II

Here are some examples of ghetto slang from these dictionaries:

• aight - short for alright
• be easy - be calm
• beef - serious trouble
• bling - very shiny jewelry
• buggin - acting silly
• churrin - children
• crew - a group of people working together
• crib - your home
• crunk - excited, enthusiastic
• dis - harass
• finna - about to do something
• fitty - fifty
• folks - people or acquaintances
• fresh - brand new or great
• grill - face or personal space
• hood - your neighborhood
• ice - diamonds, jewelry with lots of diamonds
• jet - leave in a hurry
• jocking my style - copycatting
• kicks - shoes
• mad - many
• math - phone number
• mo - more
• off the hinges - outstanding
• paper - money
• peep - friend; to look at something
• po-po - the police
• rollout - to leave
• shoot the five - to fight
• slammin - something really great
• tight - cool or nice
• vibe - how you feel
• wack - terrible, not good
• yayo - money
• yo - a greeting; short for “your”